Toilet paper panic buyers must have toddlers running around

Guys,

I've figured out the biggest question on all of our minds since March 2020.... No, not whether Bill Gates created this virus, or if you'll get better signal once the "5G microchip is implanted" in to you via the vaccines, or even if you'll grow an extra arm or something after getting vaccinated.

I'm talking about THE BIGGEST question.....

What's with the toilet paper panic buying???? I mean really, why on earth do people panic buy toilet paper, in times of turmoil?

Well my friends, it's actually quite simple, these people aren't crazy, they must just have toddlers.

Exhibit A

My son at 1 years old eating toilet paper...

Exhibit B

My daughter who's just turned 1, guess what, eating toilet paper.

So there you have it, don't point and judge these "toilet paper hoarders", they know that they're about to be in an enclosed environment with their toddler and they're just trying to make sure there's enough, of this vital substance ie: toilet paper to go around.

Case closed. Follow me for more earth-shattering explanations of curious behaviours.

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